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Old 11-15-2005, 08:58 AM   #1
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Navy Seals...........

Two things Navy SEALS are taught:*


*1. Keep your priorities in order.

2. Know when to act without hesitation.


A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
stated for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: *

*"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!" *

*The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by. "I'm waiting God. If you're real, knock me off this platform!"
*
*Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am,

God!!! I'm still waiting!" His count down got down to the last
couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after
serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class,
walked up to the Professor. *

*The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. *

*The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked.

They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in
the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell
silent...waiting. *

*Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?" *

*The SEAL replied: "God was really busy watching over
America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh*t
and act like an as*hole!!! *

*So He told me to take care of it

"All my friends are Flakes!!"

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Old 11-15-2005, 09:34 AM   #2
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:19 AM   #3
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:52 AM   #4
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Old 11-15-2005, 12:16 PM   #5
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Old 11-15-2005, 06:31 PM   #6
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Old 11-15-2005, 06:38 PM   #7
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