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12-12-2005, 06:05 PM
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Clammah Claus
i decided to find out if there really is a santa claus at the north pole
and booked the nearest flight to the coldest place i could imagine...
when i arrived i was told there is a no fly zone in this area and you need special military clearence to fly any further North and the only way there is by sleigh pulled by reindeer... i said: well ok ? and i hired a local team.
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12-12-2005, 06:07 PM
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nearly getting dark
off in the distance i could see some lights way up ahead and the team's driver said it was santa's toyland....
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12-12-2005, 06:09 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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raven, you kill me.
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12-12-2005, 06:11 PM
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what a fantastic sight
it was unbelievable and it went on forever it seems...
so i asked this Elf where the heck Santa was and he pointed me in the direction of Santa's house....just over the next hill....
I get there and Santa is out there feeding the Reindeer after a practice flight as he needs to get them ready for christmas eve....
afterwards we went in for milk and cookies....before he ate them all.
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12-12-2005, 06:13 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
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raven- any pics of larry the big elf?  |
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12-12-2005, 06:24 PM
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afterhours...
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Originally Posted by afterhours
raven- any pics of larry the big elf? |
Um...no i wasn't allowed into the workshop....to see the toys being made... something about...a secret process an all that...  |
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12-12-2005, 06:30 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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and so....
The moon on the breasties of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of midday to objects over there;
When, what to my bleeding dry eyes should show up,
But a little dented tin boat, and eight or so &&$#(# stinky raindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and glam,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Clam.
More rapid than gannets his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and screamed at them by name.
Now Basher and Dizzy
and ^$&*%_ and that pretty little vixen,
Vomet////. and F^$&# Stupid,
and Flounder and Stop Bitchin',
Go Eff&$&@# **(($// selfs
... And you with the ^%#$&#* Red // &*@@)< Lite on yr ^#&Ff*Ff Nose! Gaet yur A$$ *%&#$ front ////...()
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12-12-2005, 06:15 PM
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afterwards...
Santa said he needed to go...since he can control time....and that he needed to call the white house to get clearence for a test drive.... over maine... i said ok! and wished him well
he said "thanks for coming and have a safe journey back to the states".
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12-12-2005, 06:22 PM
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Now
when anyone asks me if there is a Santa Claus i simply say: sure.
i've been to his house.... and he's one heck of a guy.... 
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12-12-2005, 06:10 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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No - this is what you want 
Look at Santa doing the &&*$^@#@ Blooooo////Fis4H Snow @$%#^@# Dance |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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12-12-2005, 07:33 PM
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googan
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Googanville
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Originally Posted by JohnR
Look at Santa doing the &&*$^@#@ Blooooo////Fis4H Snow @$%#^@# Dance
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Originally Posted by JohnR
Now Basher and Dizzy
and ^$&*%_ and that pretty little vixen,
Vomet////. and F^$&# Stupid,
and Flounder and Stop Bitchin',
Go Eff&$&@# **(($// selfs
... And you with the ^%#$&#* Red // &*@@)< Lite on yr ^#&Ff*Ff Nose! Gaet yur A$$ *%&#$ front ////...()
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The best "Clammah-Speak" I've ever seen.
And Raven; I love Clamma Clause's ultra-slim cordless Hotline to the Prez. Hey... is that reindeer just to his left givin' hime The Evil Eye?
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12-12-2005, 10:31 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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" Choose Life "
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12-13-2005, 12:04 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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ya nuts & I F #$%^&*( Love it ///////////  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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12-12-2005, 07:07 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Ya!
KUDOS ro Raven and JR...
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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12-13-2005, 05:49 AM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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he he he... guys are funny. for a second i thought clammah hijacked jr's post...he he and raven, now your just lucky to have been there.. i wanna go!  |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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12-13-2005, 08:48 AM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
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John; too funny..
theres a spot that Santa Clam was frequenting with elfman bill that we were in shouting distance to...
You could here 'santa clam' telling the bluefish they were 'naughty' and the bass they were nice from 100yds away 
Hey Mike what are you casting your cell phone at winter bass |
Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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12-13-2005, 09:22 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Onset
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HO %$##%%$#%$@# HO
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12-13-2005, 10:01 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
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It's almost like the mid-Winter mental illness is setting in.   |
No boat, back in the suds.  
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12-13-2005, 10:13 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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I heard he was smokin' em on motorolla flip phones with a bucktail teaser.
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Domination takes full concentration..
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12-14-2005, 05:10 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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oh yeah............man
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Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
I heard he was smokin' em on motorolla flip phones with a bucktail teaser.
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the motorolla flip phones plug make a great stocking stuffer too...
you simply call first and say....you won't be home for awhile because the fish are biting .... then you put your squid eye wallpaper on the little window
next: set it to vibrate mode tie it on and cast it out in the surf while
your fishing buddy calls your cell phone....this method really drives the bass wild.... and the best part is....the phone plugs are absolutely
FREE....that's right....it's the service contract that's outragious....
especially because these phones are totally water resistant...
available at Cabela's .....hurry they are going fast....
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01-01-2006, 07:01 PM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
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um....sure it does
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01-01-2006, 07:04 PM
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so
thanks for your observation  |
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01-01-2006, 09:42 PM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,716
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no prob keep gaying along
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01-02-2006, 12:09 PM
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bad vibes
equals =iggy mofo %$%$%$%$ back %$%$%$%$-head
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12-24-2006, 07:33 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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F-18® 
It IsWhat It Is
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12-24-2006, 05:22 PM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
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geez, I can be such and a-hole. Merry Christmas Raven
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12-25-2009, 07:05 AM
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memories
some pics got lost but it was fun none the less
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07-12-2017, 03:27 AM
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photo bucket increased their fees
to the unaffordable range
so old threads links are dead
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07-12-2017, 08:10 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
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Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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Yeh - they went greedy to hold people hostage. If you still have the images I can give you an FTP to a folder
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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07-12-2017, 01:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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no need necessary ...........quiet is good ><>,  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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