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02-20-2006, 10:19 AM
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Any Monty Python Fans...
They are running a six part special on them starting this week on PBS. Here is a Link to the Info.
Monty Python's Personal Best
They also say that they will be bringing back the Original Series this year in April too. |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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02-20-2006, 10:42 AM
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It won't be the same as the original, I don't  anymore...  I can't wait to see what I missed. |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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02-20-2006, 10:48 AM
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" Your wife... is she a goer.... hint hint... nudge nudge... know what I mean...?"
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02-20-2006, 11:29 AM
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It's about respect baby!
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castle anthrax is a horrible name for a castle!
WITH a HERRING!!!
NI NI
Shes a witch burn her! You dressed me up like this!! If she floats shes made outta woood!!!
Bring out your dead, bring our your dead..
Go away! Or I shall taunt you again!
A shrubbery!!! A nice one with laurels!!!
We are no longer the knights that say NI!!!
I've seen the life of B. like a thousand times but I cant for the life of me remember anything beside them selling rocks to stone ppl.
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Domination takes full concentration..
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02-20-2006, 12:30 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
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Say no more....  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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02-20-2006, 12:31 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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02-20-2006, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
...I've seen the life of B. like a thousand times but I cant for the life of me remember anything beside them selling rocks to stone ppl.
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'ees not the messiah, 'ees a very naughty boy.
Blessed are the cheese makers? What did they do?
He is the true messiah, and I should know, I've followed enough of them.
I 'aven't spoken for 18 years....Ooooo, another miricle!!!
You are all individuals...we are all individuals... YOu are all different...We are all different..I'm not.. shut up you!
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02-20-2006, 03:11 PM
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Jigman,
Post the rabbit!
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02-20-2006, 03:12 PM
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nightstalker
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are you with the peoples judian front,#8&% off ; were with the peoples front of judia.
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02-20-2006, 03:53 PM
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Uncle Remus
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I fart in your general direction you Anglo Saxon pig dog. 5 min. past he big hour of 5 o'clock time for the penguin on top of the television to explode. So throw your rubbers overboard there's no one here but men, men, men, men. Eggs, sausage and spam. Brilliant classic stuff. Love British humor. Don't do it like that any more.
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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02-20-2006, 04:11 PM
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DDG-51
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TDF, Life of Brian, very funny, I saw it for the first time last week, now I need to see again and catch what I missed. The song at the end of that movie was as twisted as you get. Good stuff
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02-21-2006, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by fishsmith
TDF, Life of Brian, very funny, I saw it for the first time last week, now I need to see again and catch what I missed. The song at the end of that movie was as twisted as you get. Good stuff
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I just got it this past X-mas.....Got Holy Grail the X-mas Before....I pretty much know the Holy Grail Word for Word.
They have a Box set out that has 14 DVD's of every Flying Circus Skit ever recorded......Thats on Next X-mas's List. 
And now for something Completely Different... |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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02-20-2006, 06:00 PM
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He pulled your liver out?
Yeah,at first.
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02-20-2006, 08:25 PM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Tim: it has sharp teeth *does teeth imitation*
But it's only a little rabbit!
Run Away! Run Away!
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Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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02-20-2006, 08:39 PM
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The Spanish inquisition, The cheese shop, upperclass twit of the year and atila the nun. thats all i can remember oh and the exploding penguin on the tv set and we are the knights that say Nee !!!
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02-20-2006, 08:54 PM
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Cheese shop, memorized that one in college when I worked in the Subterranean prep kitchen in South Hadley!!!
I still thumb through the "All the Words," book.
Later,
Rick
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John Redmond Thinks He's Smart By Changing My Avatar
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02-20-2006, 09:03 PM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
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Tiss but a flesh wound.
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Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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02-20-2006, 09:45 PM
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I haven't watched the Holy Grail in a while. I think it's time. I just love the French soldier taunting from the top of the castle.
And that rabbit munching the jointed pikie is lol funny. "That's no ordinary rabbit!"
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
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02-21-2006, 01:16 PM
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Scuttlebutt
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Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'. |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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02-21-2006, 06:16 PM
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That walk isn't very silly at all,is it?It's a simple aerial half turn every alternate step.
You're right,but I think with a Government grant I can make it very silly.
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02-21-2006, 06:25 PM
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Give her the comfy chair!!!!
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02-22-2006, 07:20 AM
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It's about respect baby!
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Welcome to the site tide runner
"She's a witch BURN HER!"
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Domination takes full concentration..
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02-22-2006, 09:16 AM
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For your enjoyment
Nudge Nudge
Man:
'Evening, squire!
Squire:
(stiffly)
Good evening.
Man:
Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire:
I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man:
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire:
(flustered)
Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
Man:
Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire:
(confused)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Man:
Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire:
Are you, uh,... are you selling something?
Man:
SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire:
Well, I, uh....
Man:
Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire:
Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man:
I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire:
As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
Man:
'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?
Knew she would. Likes games, eh?
She's been around a bit, been around?
Squire:
She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
Man:
SAY NO MORE!!
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire:
I wasn't going to!
Man:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Squire:
Photography?
Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire:
Holiday snaps, eh?
Man:
They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire:
No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire:
Look... are you insinuating something?
Man:
Oh, no, no, no... yes.
Squire:
Well?
Man:
Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...
Squire:
What do you mean?
Man:
Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
What's it like?
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02-22-2006, 06:48 PM
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It's about respect baby!
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tdf. its ON!  |
Domination takes full concentration..
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02-22-2006, 06:51 PM
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It's about respect baby!
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ARTHUR
Yes!
SOLDIER
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR
...What?
SOLDIER
You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.
ARTHUR (Scornfully)
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter
covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
SOLDIER
Where did you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR
Through ... We found them.
SOLDIER
Found them? In Mercea. The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR
What do you mean?
SOLDIER
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or
the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not
strangers to our land.
SOLDIER
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
| ARTHUR
| Why not?
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| I'll tell you why not ... because a swallow is about eight inches long and
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ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk ...
SOLDIER
It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matter
of weight - ratios ... A five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound
coconut.
ARTHUR
Well, it doesn't matter. Go and tell your master that Arthur
from the Court of Camelot is here.
A Slight pause. Swirling mist. Silence.
SOLDIER
Look! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings
four hundred and ninety three times every second. right?
ARTHUR
(irritated)
Please!
SOLDIER
Am I right?
ARTHUR
I'm not interested.
SECOND SOLDIER
(who has loomed up on the battlements)
It could be carried by an African swallow!
FIRST SOLDIER
Oh yes! An African swallow maybe ... but not a European
swallow. that's my point.
SECOND SOLDIER
Oh yes, I agree there ...
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02-22-2006, 07:54 PM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
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It was an African Swallow.  |
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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02-23-2006, 09:21 AM
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HOLY HANDGRENADE !!!!
How did I miss this thread. Just too busy at work !!!
That rabbits dynamite. Perhaps it will confuse it if we run away some more.
Shutup and go and change your armor !!!!
1.2.5............"3 sir".... 3....
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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02-22-2006, 06:58 PM
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Scuttlebutt
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i love it..!
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Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
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02-23-2006, 09:31 AM
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Did anyone watch it last night??
They had some scenes from some classic stuff.
The Parrot Sketch, The Lumberjack Song, SPAM, Exploding Penguin
I guess Graham Chapman was either Clinically Genius or Clinically Insane....The Jury is still out on that one......and a raging Alcoholic as well as a Pooftah
Rule #1....NO POOFTAHS!!!
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