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03-07-2006, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Water and alcohol education
Water and Alcohol Education
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other
liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,
to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY
and BAD for you.
WATER = Doo Doo
ALCOHOL = HEALTH
Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!! It is better to drink alcohol
and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of $h it.
HERE ENDITH THE LESSON
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03-07-2006, 08:21 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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ummm, seems like the facts and logic win this one..  |
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03-07-2006, 08:27 PM
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Location: Libtardia
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but Bernzy, where does your Roasted Pork enter the equasion??  |
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03-07-2006, 08:31 PM
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"Fishbucket"
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bahston Hahbah
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ill drink to that |
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03-07-2006, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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what if
i add vodka to my water.... like half and half 
um no ossafer i have only been drinkin decon taminatured water.  |
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03-07-2006, 08:43 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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MMMMMBEEEEEEEEER=GOOD
Thanks Bernzy, I'll let my wife know I'm drinking healthy.  |
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03-07-2006, 08:47 PM
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Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by Nebe
but Bernzy, where does your Roasted Pork enter the equasion?? |
Since I can't control what the pig drinks, Im guess I'll have to wash down my cooked pork with beer, thereby reducing the doo doo to 25% on that particular meal. But, if I have numerous beers during dinner, that percentage will go down to an acceptable level 
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03-08-2006, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Its like I always Say....
"The Fat-Free, Whole-Grain Goodness.....of Beer"
Screw having a Juice bar at the Gym.....put in a Micro-Brewery.
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03-08-2006, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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great idea "The dad fisherman"
maybe we can convince Hooters to have some sweaty chicks workin out and then serving beer.....
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03-08-2006, 09:09 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Originally Posted by Raven
maybe we can convince Hooters to have some sweaty chicks workin out and then serving beer.....
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Got My Vote.....If that did Happen I'd probably be a Svelt 190 lbs because I'd be at the Gym on a daily basis |
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03-08-2006, 01:23 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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IS that a pork roast I smell? |
Domination takes full concentration..
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03-08-2006, 02:01 PM
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Red Eye Jedi
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Facing
Posts: 4,374
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i can say i successfully gave up drinking water 9 days, 16 hrs, 5 minutes, etc ago. my new liquid diet consists of jack and cokes, jager bombs, tall killians (thank god for unos) and keystones(gotta watch the carbs).
funny how you drink more when you have a girl, thought it would be the opposite  |
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03-08-2006, 02:02 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
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Girl???;
Say bye bye to fishing time.....
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Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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