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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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09-11-2006, 07:47 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Christmas-
i'ts 5 days after Labor Day and my wife got an LL Bean Christmas Catalouge today  Used to start advertising after Thanksgiving, then after Halloween now Labor Day.
It's all about commercial $$$ and they start making you feel like winter is here, when the fall fishing just starts. 
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" Choose Life "
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09-11-2006, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Dave.. ya know how I feel.. the whole message has been lost...
Department Stores, and TV ads ruined it..\
How would kids react, if they got ONE so called, big gift, then packages containing socks and underwear.. an orange in their stocking..
decorations..  .. used to be maybe two weeks before, you would start.. now, just before Thanksgiving.. people string so many displays and flashy stuff, the power plant goes into overdrive..
overblown and overdone.. and the meaning is lost.
If we could go from Thanksgiving.. then skip to New Years, I'd be a lot happier...
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09-11-2006, 07:55 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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and miss
the Clammer Claus Christmas special.....???
whatcha talkin bout Karl 
i have already begun collecting the art..... so clam up lol
ya bastage 
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09-11-2006, 08:00 PM
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#4
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Posts: 5,945
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I can only imagine a Clammer Christmas Card..
I can see the inscription now...
"Times are Rough...
Times are Hard...
Here's your F*@#ing
Christmas Card!"

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09-11-2006, 08:12 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl F
I can only imagine a Clammer Christmas Card..
I can see the inscription now...
"Times are Rough...
Times are Hard...
Here's your F*@#ing
Christmas Card!"

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 Yup, that's Grampa Clammer for sure..
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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09-11-2006, 08:18 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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Christmas????? isnt it still summer???
well then before y'all start shopping......
I'm not getting any of you guys nuthin.....
so don't get me nuthin.......
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09-11-2006, 08:18 PM
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Registered Grandpa
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Location: east coast
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" Choose Life "
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09-11-2006, 08:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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K =send me your f #$%&*() address & you,ll be surprized by a Clammer C/C
kids & many adults have no clue to the [REAL] reason of sooooooooooooooooooooo many holidays /both religious & national /// its sad that to sooooooooo Many its a F #$%^&*() paid dayoff // & they are clueless [[WHY}}
CLAMMER ++++=== has alot my feelings & beliefs than many of you could or would believe :::::::::::::: 
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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09-11-2006, 08:23 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clammer
K =send me your f #$%&*() address & you,ll be surprized by a Clammer C/C
kids & many adults have no clue to the [REAL] reason of sooooooooooooooooooooo many holidays /both religious & national /// its sad that to sooooooooo Many its a F #$%^&*() paid dayoff // & they are clueless [[WHY}}
CLAMMER ++++=== has alot my feelings & beliefs than many of you could or would believe :::::::::::::: 
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Out from  I see... 
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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09-13-2006, 09:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cranston
Posts: 1,029
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl F
I can only imagine a Clammer Christmas Card..
I can see the inscription now...
"Times are Rough...
Times are Hard...
Here's your F*@#ing
Christmas Card!"

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How about this one?
Last edited by "uffah!!"; 09-14-2006 at 07:26 AM..
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"Non temere mai Roma, il serpente rimane attorcigliato a Napoli!"
"Baci Mio Culo"
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09-13-2006, 12:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl F
Dave.. ya know how I feel.. the whole message has been lost...
Department Stores, and TV ads ruined it..\
How would kids react, if they got ONE so called, big gift, then packages containing socks and underwear.. an orange in their stocking..
decorations..  .. used to be maybe two weeks before, you would start.. now, just before Thanksgiving.. people string so many displays and flashy stuff, the power plant goes into overdrive..
overblown and overdone.. and the meaning is lost.
If we could go from Thanksgiving.. then skip to New Years, I'd be a lot happier...
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The year I got kicked out of the cub scouts for telling the Scoutmaster to F-off (true story) I actually got a piece of coal in my stocking. I got no toys or anything fun. Just some undies, socks and clothes for school. My Mother was so mad at me it took her a full year before she got over it. He was a deacon at church ans she was the head of the Ladies League there. Ooh boy did I f-up that year.
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Why even try.........
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09-13-2006, 01:18 PM
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#12
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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STEEEEEEEEV
Did ya get laid ????????????///// 
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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09-13-2006, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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thank godness Im jewish
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09-13-2006, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaptail
The year I got kicked out of the cub scouts for telling the Scoutmaster to F-off (true story) .
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i was in the cub scouts on an outing/camping trip... and me and some other kids snuck out and went partying on a screen porch of a nearby cottage smoking cigarettes and talkin about all kinds of things ....and there was a group of nuns inside that said nothing...they just kept quiet and listened in on the conversation in order to learn about how young men think...
we used alot of swear words in those days....and that was the end of the cub scouts 
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09-13-2006, 05:03 PM
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Seal Control
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Caver, Ma.
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I got mine today also!! Comes so early!! I am a reciver not a giver!!
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"All my friends are Flakes!!"
BOATLESS
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