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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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01-28-2008, 04:53 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Phrases You Are Goddamn Sick Of Hearing?
If I hear...."At the end of the day"......one more time I am going to hang myself! Amazing how people latch onto these phrases like grim death!!! They beat them like a.... ...well there you go!
You got any you are sick of hearing?
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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01-28-2008, 05:06 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,178
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"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.
'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.
Funniest one I ever heard was from this Good Ole Boy on the ship "He had a smile on his face bigger than a Mule Chittin Peach Pits"
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-28-2008, 06:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,690
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Phrase I'm goddamn sick of hearing
Patriots, greatest team ever
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LETS GO BRANDON
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01-28-2008, 06:09 PM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ............
Posts: 3,605
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"It is what it is"
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01-28-2008, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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it was totally awesome
and you can take that to the bank
you know what i'm sayin
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01-28-2008, 06:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back to C.Cod x'd Rangeley Me.
Posts: 913
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really 1 word;LIKE you know!LIKE,LIKE,LIKE,LIKE,LIKE, :
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01-29-2008, 06:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Plymouth, Ma
Posts: 1,405
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Quote:
Originally Posted by luds
"It is what it is"
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Me too! Thank you!
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The beatings will continue until morale improves
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01-29-2008, 07:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
Posts: 4,263
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"I heard that"
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I'm going where I'm going...
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01-29-2008, 12:10 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Patriots, greatest team ever.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
Patriots, greatest team ever
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:raiders: >>>>>>18-0>>>>>> Sorry Ron, couldn't resist.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-28-2008, 07:57 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,125
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[QUOTE=The Dad Fisherman;559982 'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.
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Don't laugh. I worked at an office with an IT guy who used that excuse every time his cheap-assed system crapped the bed.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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01-28-2008, 07:57 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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How "R" you?
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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01-28-2008, 08:02 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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it's more like...."how aRRRRRe you?, would you like a tuneR sandwich"......
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Live at Leeds
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01-28-2008, 08:25 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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"It was so fun."
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" Choose Life "
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01-29-2008, 08:44 AM
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What was that!?!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Kingston, NH
Posts: 3,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.
'The Internet is Down".....
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I say that to people here all the time.
YEP THE WHOLE INTERNET,
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02-06-2008, 03:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.
'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.
Funniest one I ever heard was from this Good Ole Boy on the ship "He had a smile on his face bigger than a Mule Chittin Peach Pits"
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"the router isnt working again" . router you idiot its a switch or a wireless access point . we have 7 core routers and hundreds of dept routers and not one user connects directly to any of them . "The internet is down " . oh yeah and to do your job you need to connect to what outside our network ? "the internet " is that work "no " .
Al Gore's invention is a nightmare !
lol
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02-06-2008, 05:59 PM
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Trophy Hunter Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: THE Other Cape
Posts: 2,508
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Since i Love language, the vernacular and the varied colloquialisms and numerous ethnicities that it takes to express our very colorful American English it is difficult for me to find expressions that i despise.
I never use the introducing term of this thread GD, so for me that word is non-existent! Some words/expressions that chap my arse are much fewer thatn some of my favorites.
I am Sick of:
touchy-feely, that is so__________, & Yankees SUCK!
if Ordway says, "mooo VING fuhh wood" again i'll choke the
plump right outta him.
".............but how does this make you feel, get in touch with your emotions about it, my husband. TALK tooooo me!" "Don't fix me, just LISTEN!"
"This is a war on terrorrwrissstss! Weapons of mass destruction and the evil that is SahDAYUMN WHOsane!"
"Turn your head to the right and cough, now to the left and........."
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"The first condition of happiness is that the connection
between man and nature shall not be broken."~~ Leo Tolstoy
Tight Lines, and
Happy Hunting to ALL!
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01-29-2008, 07:11 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Coventry, RI
Posts: 579
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
If I hear...."At the end of the day"......one more time I am going to hang myself! Amazing how people latch onto these phrases like grim death!!! They beat them like a.... ...well there you go!
You got any you are sick of hearing?
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How 'bout "SPOT BURNER!!!!"
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Catch'em up,
ThomCat
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01-29-2008, 08:47 PM
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Southsider
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bass River, Mass.
Posts: 1,226
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My Bad
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01-29-2008, 08:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: mass
Posts: 168
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six of one,half dozen of the other know what i mean
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01-30-2008, 03:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: PHX AZ its a DRY HEAT 122
Posts: 244
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All you gotta do is "JUST"..... Really means they don't know all the details involved in the job. I ask them if they can describe the job without the word "just". Just doesn't do justice to the job.
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01-30-2008, 05:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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When someone says, "I feel badly." It doesn't mean they don't feel well or are expressing sorrow. What they're saying is that they really suck at touching things.
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01-30-2008, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
Posts: 2,411
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"whatever"
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01-31-2008, 10:55 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cotuit MA
Posts: 295
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"Literally"..."I literally died when he told me..." (no such luck I am thinking)...."he literally almost shot his head %$%$%$%$...."the dog literally jumped about 30 feet in the air".....etc....
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"Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau
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01-31-2008, 12:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: People's Republic
Posts: 1,024
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"It doesn't get any better than this." If that were true, then why not end your life right there? The On the Water tv shows say this phrase ad nauseum.
Oh, the worst is "To tell you the truth." No, please lie to me.
Last edited by Steve K; 01-31-2008 at 12:23 PM..
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02-14-2008, 02:39 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Goddamn
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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02-14-2008, 02:40 PM
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Spot Preserver
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mansfield
Posts: 2,461
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not tonight honey, i have a headache!
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Make America Great Again.
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01-31-2008, 12:41 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,178
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"Ask your Son/Daughter what they did Today?" Sends shivers up my spine everytime I hear it
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-31-2008, 03:06 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
Posts: 8,760
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.
When the moment is right!
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02-01-2008, 03:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Cambridge, MA
Posts: 1,358
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Quote:
Originally Posted by striperman36
If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.
When the moment is right!
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LMAO
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02-02-2008, 08:28 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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Quote:
Originally Posted by striperman36
If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.
When the moment is right!
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oh I didnt know commercials were fair game...
In that case let me add...."have a happy period"
This is impossible.
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Simplify.......
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