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Old 01-28-2008, 04:53 PM   #1
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Phrases You Are Goddamn Sick Of Hearing?

If I hear...."At the end of the day"......one more time I am going to hang myself! Amazing how people latch onto these phrases like grim death!!! They beat them like a.......well there you go!

You got any you are sick of hearing?

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:06 PM   #2
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"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.

'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.

Funniest one I ever heard was from this Good Ole Boy on the ship "He had a smile on his face bigger than a Mule Chittin Peach Pits"

"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:07 PM   #3
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Phrase I'm goddamn sick of hearing

Patriots, greatest team ever

LETS GO BRANDON
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:09 PM   #4
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:13 PM   #5
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it was totally awesome

and you can take that to the bank

you know what i'm sayin
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:16 PM   #6
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really 1 word;LIKE you know!LIKE,LIKE,LIKE,LIKE,LIKE,:
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:36 PM   #7
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"It is what it is"
Me too! Thank you!

The beatings will continue until morale improves
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:12 PM   #8
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"I heard that"

I'm going where I'm going...
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:10 PM   #9
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Patriots, greatest team ever.

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Patriots, greatest team ever

:raiders: >>>>>>18-0>>>>>> Sorry Ron, couldn't resist.

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Old 01-28-2008, 07:57 PM   #10
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[QUOTE=The Dad Fisherman;559982 'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.

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Don't laugh. I worked at an office with an IT guy who used that excuse every time his cheap-assed system crapped the bed.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:57 PM   #11
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How "R" you?

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:02 PM   #12
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it's more like...."how aRRRRRe you?, would you like a tuneR sandwich"......

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Old 01-28-2008, 08:25 PM   #13
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:44 AM   #14
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"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.

'The Internet is Down".....



I say that to people here all the time.

YEP THE WHOLE INTERNET,
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:58 PM   #15
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"is there Something Wrong with the Server?".....because we only have one you know.

'The Internet is Down".....yeah the WHOLE internet just crashed.

Funniest one I ever heard was from this Good Ole Boy on the ship "He had a smile on his face bigger than a Mule Chittin Peach Pits"
"the router isnt working again" . router you idiot its a switch or a wireless access point . we have 7 core routers and hundreds of dept routers and not one user connects directly to any of them . "The internet is down " . oh yeah and to do your job you need to connect to what outside our network ? "the internet " is that work "no " .

Al Gore's invention is a nightmare !
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:59 PM   #16
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Since i Love language, the vernacular and the varied colloquialisms and numerous ethnicities that it takes to express our very colorful American English it is difficult for me to find expressions that i despise.

I never use the introducing term of this thread GD, so for me that word is non-existent! Some words/expressions that chap my arse are much fewer thatn some of my favorites.

I am Sick of:
touchy-feely, that is so__________, & Yankees SUCK!

if Ordway says, "mooo VING fuhh wood" again i'll choke the
plump right outta him.

".............but how does this make you feel, get in touch with your emotions about it, my husband. TALK tooooo me!" "Don't fix me, just LISTEN!"

"This is a war on terrorrwrissstss! Weapons of mass destruction and the evil that is SahDAYUMN WHOsane!"

"Turn your head to the right and cough, now to the left and........."

"The first condition of happiness is that the connection
between man and nature shall not be broken."~~ Leo Tolstoy

Tight Lines, and
Happy Hunting to ALL!
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:11 AM   #17
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If I hear...."At the end of the day"......one more time I am going to hang myself! Amazing how people latch onto these phrases like grim death!!! They beat them like a.......well there you go!

You got any you are sick of hearing?
How 'bout "SPOT BURNER!!!!"

Catch'em up,
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:47 PM   #18
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:55 PM   #19
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six of one,half dozen of the other know what i mean

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Old 01-30-2008, 03:24 PM   #20
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All you gotta do is "JUST"..... Really means they don't know all the details involved in the job. I ask them if they can describe the job without the word "just". Just doesn't do justice to the job.
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Old 01-30-2008, 05:47 PM   #21
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When someone says, "I feel badly." It doesn't mean they don't feel well or are expressing sorrow. What they're saying is that they really suck at touching things.
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:54 PM   #22
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"whatever"
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Old 01-31-2008, 10:55 AM   #23
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"Literally"..."I literally died when he told me..." (no such luck I am thinking)...."he literally almost shot his head %$%$%$%$...."the dog literally jumped about 30 feet in the air".....etc....

"Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:07 PM   #24
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"It doesn't get any better than this." If that were true, then why not end your life right there? The On the Water tv shows say this phrase ad nauseum.

Oh, the worst is "To tell you the truth." No, please lie to me.

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Old 02-14-2008, 02:39 PM   #25
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Old 02-14-2008, 02:40 PM   #26
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not tonight honey, i have a headache!



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Old 01-31-2008, 12:41 PM   #27
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"Ask your Son/Daughter what they did Today?" Sends shivers up my spine everytime I hear it

"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:06 PM   #28
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.

When the moment is right!
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:44 PM   #29
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.

When the moment is right!
LMAO
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Old 02-02-2008, 08:28 AM   #30
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please see your physican.

When the moment is right!

oh I didnt know commercials were fair game...

In that case let me add...."have a happy period"

This is impossible.

Simplify.......
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