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02-18-2008, 10:33 AM
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Here we go again!!

Three quarterbacks - Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Tom Brady - go to heaven to visit God and watch the Monday Night game.
God decides who will sit next to him by asking them a question...
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Eli and says, "What do you believe?"
Eli says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by the younger Manning's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat, Big Fella"
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Catch'em up,
ThomCat
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02-18-2008, 10:58 AM
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I think that joke was a lot more funny in December  '
-spence
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02-18-2008, 11:12 AM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
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In December the second guy was Brett Favre, too 
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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02-18-2008, 11:30 AM
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Sooooooooooooo Sorry!!!!! You guys are way too sharp for me. I'll NEVER post again.........
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Catch'em up,
ThomCat
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02-18-2008, 06:31 PM
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In today's world of "what have you done lately"
The 3rd guy is Eli Manning ! 
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