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Old 02-27-2009, 05:32 AM   #1
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12 hours of sex

after downing a bottle of Viagra

because of -> a bet...

then the L .A. guy died of a heart attack....

Right afterwards

oh well, at least he won the bet .....

what a way to go
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Old 02-27-2009, 06:54 AM   #2
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I can think of worse ways to go......

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Old 02-27-2009, 08:39 AM   #3
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Is there anything that will guarantee 12 hours of vigorous fishing...

"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:30 PM   #4
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Is there anything that will guarantee 12 hours of vigorous fishing...
No, but thats a good way of guaranteeing no sex at all
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Old 02-27-2009, 08:49 AM   #5
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I love the stand-up routine who (to paraphrase) 'I see ads that say if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.... IF I get an erection that lasts more than 4 hrs, I'm not calling my doctor, I'm calling EVERYONE!"

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Old 02-27-2009, 08:57 AM   #6
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after downing a bottle of Viagra

because of -> a bet...

then the L .A. guy died of a heart attack....

Right afterwards

oh well, at least he won the bet .....

what a way to go
Took 5 more days to get the casket to close

Catch'em up,
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Old 02-27-2009, 09:20 AM   #7
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If it ain't done in 4 hours, find another woman

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Old 02-27-2009, 12:09 PM   #8
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If it ain't done in 4 hours, find another woman
$hit.... if it aint done in like 45 mins... im going back out fishing




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Old 02-27-2009, 02:29 PM   #9
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And I thought Clammer was Irish

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Old 02-27-2009, 03:01 PM   #10
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And I thought Clammer was Irish
Geez, I hope you're not referring to the other Irish Curse...

Dave, you do know what the most useless thing on a woman is, don't ya?

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Old 02-27-2009, 10:59 AM   #11
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One of the guys I worked with, he is now dead, tried two of the little blue pills once. This was shortly before he went on dialysis, so he figured he didn't have anything to lose. An hour later his Johnson hurt so bad his wife had to take him to the ER to have blood drawn from.....well you know where.

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Old 02-27-2009, 11:06 AM   #12
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12 hours of sex?
That's nothing.
I've had 24 hours of sex.
Of course it was in 15 minute intervals over the course of 3 years!
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:46 PM   #13
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wasn't he suppose to see a doctor immediately after 4 hours?

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