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Plastic pellet incident at Va. school ends in expulsion, assault charges


If I ever got caught shootin spitballs and paper clips in school I would have been up for a death sentence

[FishermanTim]

So let's get this straight...He was expelled for using a dangerous weapon?
He was using a straw THAT THE SCHOOL SUPPLIED, so in a sense the school is guilty of dealing in weapons of mass destruction and should be sued accorsdingly.

His parents should sue the school for being an illegal arms dealer.
Who knows how many other LETHAL weapons the school has procured over the years?

(I'm only using the same "logic" as the school so it makes my claim valid, doesn't it?)

[Raven]

take away those pencils because they are sharp instruments of DEATH