I couldn't pass this up....

[FishermanTim]

I was reading a new "blip" about the first case of MERS found in the US, and the article went on to explain what MERS is and where it came from.

That's simple enough to comprehend.

The last kine of the artice was what got me.
I literally laughed out loud at work.

MERS is Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, and keeping that in mind, THIS is the last comment in the article:

"The virus has been found in camels, but officials don't know how it is spreading to humans."

[Raven]

don't you know that if you
don't crawl up into a camel like a gerbil
that you could die....??

before you do however
you must feed him some beans
so he'll fart you out in the morning

then you roll around on the sand
and then you can be on your way
later on the scrapings are used to make incense