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View Poll Results: How Often Do You Think/Dream of Fishing During The Day?
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Once a day.
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Only during sex.
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More frequently than I think about sex.
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Every second of every day - no time for thoughts about sex.
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05-25-2004, 07:53 AM
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Poll: How Often Do You Think/Dream of Fishing During The Day?
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05-25-2004, 08:26 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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It's a tough race but I think I think of fishing more  |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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05-25-2004, 08:27 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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I'm married, so sex is very limited as you married guys know. Fishing is #1 on my thoughts.  |
F-18® 
It IsWhat It Is
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05-25-2004, 09:50 AM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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fishaholic, i thought that being married means unlimited sex?
i dont have any gf, i hardly have sex at all. so i think abt fishing all the time.
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05-25-2004, 12:23 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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If I'm not fishin, I am wishing.  |
Live at Leeds
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05-25-2004, 12:57 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Quote:
Originally posted by Notaro
fishaholic, i thought that being married means unlimited sex?
i dont have any gf, i hardly have sex at all. so i think abt fishing all the time.
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Notaro, didn't anybody ever tell you about that stuff they put in the wedding cake?  |
F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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05-25-2004, 02:23 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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I think of fishing pretty much 24/7 year round! I got it real bad!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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05-25-2004, 03:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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I have sex with my bass so its a win-win situation  |
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05-25-2004, 04:58 PM
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WTF
Join Date: May 2004
Location: wareham
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Quote:
Originally posted by Slingah
If I'm not fishin, I am wishing.
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yup! |
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05-25-2004, 05:09 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Quote:
Originally posted by Eben
I have sex with my bass so its a win-win situation
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Holy Smoke's Eben!!! I thought I was the only one. Brave of you to finally come out of the closet. |
F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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05-25-2004, 05:39 PM
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I need spring!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Weymouth, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by Notaro
i thought that being married means unlimited sex?
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Man, you gotta lotta learn |
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05-25-2004, 05:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
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I had sex once.....nothin like fishin. I come fishin way more.
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05-25-2004, 05:53 PM
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M.S.B.A.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: I live in the Villiage of Hyannis in the Town of Barnstable in the Commonwealth of MA
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All I can say is that on the evening before set up friday of the
MSBA Show my honey stopped me in the bedroom, gave me a really big kiss and said, I'll see you at the end on November...
aNYTHING ELSE IS A BONUS TWEEN NOW AND THEN
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"It is impossible to complain and to achieve at the same time"--Basic Patrick (on a good day)
 
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05-25-2004, 08:09 PM
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zoom
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
Posts: 4,145
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I know what fishing is,,,,,Whats sex ???????????
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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05-25-2004, 10:33 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 4,449
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What's wrong with you guys....
I love fishing, but being the horny batchelor that I am, unfortunately, sex wins....
Anyhow, got to go take are of some business.
Later!
Rick
PS-I feel for all of you guys, but luckilly for me I can fit both into my active lifestyle.
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John Redmond Thinks He's Smart By Changing My Avatar
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05-25-2004, 10:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
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05-26-2004, 04:55 AM
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Is it May yet?
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gloucester Ma
Posts: 1,238
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This thread is too funny.
I have a size 6 footprint firmly imprinted on my arse this week from my spouse who can no longer deal with fishing being my obsession. But she had triple-portions of wedding cake 12 years ago and is still very full of whatever it is the female married baker put in there to turn women against sex. 
I could never get her to fulfill my one fantasy:
Me on an isolate rock or secluded beach with my 9' rod in my hand and her on her knees below me, looking up with my 9" rod in her..... 
Anyways, now that I am gonna be solo for a stretch, looks like I will be hold both my rods. 
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"Twitch....Twitch....Twitch....WHAM!"
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05-26-2004, 08:22 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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A Fitting Joke
When your in High School you purchase Condoms by the 3-pack.
Friday Night
Saturday Night
Sunday Night
When Your In College You purchase them by the 6-Pack
2 for Friday
2 for Saturday
2 for Sunday
When you're married you purchase them by the 12-Pack
January
February
March...........................................
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05-26-2004, 08:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bedford, NH
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Quote:
Originally posted by Notaro
i thought that being married means unlimited sex?
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It sure does, just don't let your wife find out... |
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05-26-2004, 09:46 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: somerville and hyannis
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if i thought about sex as much as i think about fishing they'd lock me up and throw away the key... you know its bad when you need a smoke after fishing..
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I heard somewhere that piping plover is indian for "tastes like chicken" ..
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05-26-2004, 10:16 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
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O.K. so you're out in the boat at night, you're doin the hokey pokey with the wife (or gf) (but not a fish ).Rods are in the holders, dunkin chunks.
Drag starts screemin, but so is the wife.
Whatdya do? |
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05-26-2004, 11:32 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Whats sex?
oh, ferget it, I think I remember.....but it was a Loooong time ago.
been married fer 25 years
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05-26-2004, 05:06 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Quote:
Originally posted by Billybob
O.K. so you're out in the boat at night, you're doin the hokey pokey with the wife (or gf) (but not a fish ).Rods are in the holders, dunkin chunks.
Drag starts screemin, but so is the wife.
Whatdya do?
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Set the Frickin' hook!!!!
What else??? |
F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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05-26-2004, 05:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
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This is too funny!
I only think of fishing once a day....it stars in the morning and stops when I go to bed!!! |
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05-26-2004, 06:29 PM
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Red Eye Jedi
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Facing
Posts: 4,374
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A.D.I.D.A.S-- All Day I Dream About Stripers. sorry for the weak attempt at humor.
this sheet is hilarious. eben, youre one twisted individual my friend.
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05-26-2004, 06:33 PM
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Red Eye Jedi
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Facing
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throw some trout on the grill |
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05-26-2004, 08:40 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by fishaholic18
Notaro, didn't anybody ever tell you about that stuff they put in the wedding cake?
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 oh no, i shouldnt have eaten those cake when i was 10 years old... |
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05-27-2004, 11:14 PM
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New (used) boat!!!!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Goshen,CT
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jenn
I only think of fishing once a day....it stars in the morning and stops when I go to bed!!!
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I am pretty sure I have the MALE version of what ever Jenn has!! I wish it was contageous enough for the wife to catch it
Brandon |
***** I WOULD STILL RATHER GO HUNTING W/ #^&#^&#^&#^& CHENEY  THAN GO FOR A DRIVE W/ TED KENNEDY  ******
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