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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-12-2004, 12:48 PM
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Dear Bassmaster,
Man remove those glasses, the shadows still know its you. So word on the internet has you bumming that you can't be left alone? That when I come back there that I should not fish with you as the fish paper paparazzi will follow us where ever we fish.
Dave when you get your mug in the mag it's like painting a sign on your back saying "Follow me, I know where the fish are.'"
Dave if your as good as you say you must mold into the sand, become one with the fish, grow a beard, wear shades at night, and do not bathe. You must move to the next level of fishing stardom, You have to learn the way of the stealth, the lie, and the ability to find fish in places nobody will fish.
You must learn to show the shadows a place with easy access and land fish in front of them and then melt into darkness and find fish at a more secluded spot. You must learn to park your truck at one spot and walk to the next one.
Also take the dam bumper sticker off the truck, make it look like a workmans truck, Throw some concrete in the back, make it look typical, better yet fish with someone else and let them drive. When your in someone elses truck leave yours at the beach with the longest hike, so the shadow followers will be tied up while you fish.
Go to P-town and look for the weekend fisher guy who has no idea, study him, what he wears, his mannerizim, his rental vehicle, his gear and get the outward apperance down. Then you will have turkey camoflage, Get rid of the van stall, all them fancy rods, get a back pack and look unprepared.
The other way is become a raving lunatic........................
Oh wait , never mind.
Instead of bragging bitch how bad of a skunk your on, no matter your fingers are all cut up and you smell like a wet gunny sack, lie your ass off. Fish places you rarely try, yes your numbers will go down but so will the followers. Or Dave become like me, go places other humans would never try, get the freedom of swimming to a spot or climbing down a 150 foot cliff. Believe me they won't follow, your basking in a foul light so bright right now it has taken the sexy feel of fishing from you.
Learn the way Dave or they will drive you crazy and you will shoot someones dog.
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08-12-2004, 03:58 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Love that last line 
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Domination takes full concentration..
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08-12-2004, 05:10 PM
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Fish with me Winchmaster, I don't play YMCA in P-Ptown. 
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08-12-2004, 06:17 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
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I rather shoot My boss
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-12-2004, 08:26 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
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get a different vehicle
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08-12-2004, 08:28 PM
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Super Moderator
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08-12-2004, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Pacifica, California
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Quote:
Originally posted by Backbeach Jake
Fish with me Winchmaster, I don't play YMCA in P-Ptown.
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I will be in Turo, Jake, I'll be with Eel punt keep in touch. you know the date just don't want the paparazzi following so can't post it. Dave, will 90 plugs be enough?
Wait till you see the Fixters
Will I see any stripers?
Do they hit surface gear ?
Can I make my pikies wiggle so sexy you'll jump on them Dave?
Can I bring home some plugs with out paint and wood that looks like its been in a grinder?
Can I winch them or do I gotta let them take drag?
Tell me Dave Tell me, does it feel weird to cast to the east and reel west?
The Fixters, Dave did I mention I'm bringing around 30 Fixters, Are there fish there that won't be scared of a real pikie expert tell me Dave, tell me.
I'm catching fish here, poor Mike can't find many in Santa Cruz. Yet all I'm doing is thinking what to bring, what to bring.
Psssst I'm bringing few needles, they aren't sexy enough Dave. Wait to you see the round heads, the bevel heads and the originals, Can you say Candy? 
All kidding aside Dave make some time so we can fish, want to show you some stuff and hope you can show me some of your magic.
By the way why on the map that Slip sent is there the name Zooquraium next to your house. Is he trying to telll me something?
winch
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08-12-2004, 08:45 PM
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No Slip he likes the lime light. Same color of those pants he wears. The glow you see around him is the glow of the shadows trying to get close to the Dave.
Slip did you get my e-mail on plane times? I sent it to your Comquest line 
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08-12-2004, 09:14 PM
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Super Moderator
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Location: Middleboro MA
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got it
just didn't respond yet, I figured we'd yak on the phone
why ain't you fishing right now? night off I guess
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08-12-2004, 09:27 PM
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08-12-2004, 10:48 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
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u all suck =
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-12-2004, 11:35 PM
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#12
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Dear Dave,

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08-12-2004, 11:51 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
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08-13-2004, 07:16 AM
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Below Me
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Quote:
Originally posted by bassmaster
u all suck =
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from what I hear they learned how to up in Pansie-town.
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08-14-2004, 11:55 PM
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What's a pansie?
Is it like my neighbor?
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08-15-2004, 05:55 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
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Vacuum cleaners suck
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08-15-2004, 06:20 AM
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Registered User
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Dave you having sawdust problems again?????
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08-15-2004, 05:05 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
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maybe 
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