Happy Holidays To One and All

[Skitterpop]

Happy Holidays All!

Time to spend extra time with loved ones and remember those in need ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ enjoy!

xoxoxoxox,
Indanite

[tynan19]

I need plugs.

[Flaptail]

Happy Holidays to you and yours Mike. ( Around these parts we pronounce the "Ho-days".

[UserRemoved1]

bah humbug

[ThrowingTimber]

Everyone be safe, best wishes to all

[Backbeach Jake]

Happy and Safe Holidays to all.

[Moose Nuckle]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
>The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
>Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
>profanity.
>John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
>saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
>could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
>
>Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The
>parrot yelled back.
>
>John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
>In desperation, John threw up ! his hands, grabbed the bird and put him
>in the freezer.
>
>For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
>Then suddenly there was total quiet.
>Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
>Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door
>to the freezer.
>
>The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
>said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
>actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
>and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
>unforgivable behavior."
>
>John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
>As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
>change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the
>turkey did?"
>
> HAPPY THANKSGIVING
to everyone ,i hope you have a great holiday season

[macojoe]

Guys, Hey Guys!! Aren't you pushing it just a little??? I mean I was fishing todays ago.

I think holidays shouldn't be talked about till the day before and forgotten the day after!!

I hate the thought of all that fake family love stuff and party crap!! Just give me the gift and get out!!
O.. what did I get you?? I thought giving that made you happy, not the reciving??
It the other way for me, I like the reciving but the giving makes me sick so I just don't do it!!