Football jokes

[Goose]

After John Elway had lived a full life he was greeted by God in heaven, God proceeded to show John his home where he'll be spending all of eternity. It was a small house small yard with a faded Broncos flag. John looked around the corner and noticed a beautiful three story home with Patriot emblems in every window and a fifty foot flag pole with a great big Patroits Flag. John then turns to God and says... 'I'm not complaining but why does Brady get to live so large?' and God replys.....'thats not Brady house thats mine'

[Goose]

At the superbowl a guy noticed that the older gentleman next to him had an empty seat. At half time he asked ' do you know why that seat unoccupied?' The guy repleid....'my wife and I have been attending every superbowl since we've been married .....she passed away'. Sorryta hear that said the guy. Later during the game he asked....'you couldn't get a freind or family to join you?' The gentleman says....NO their all at her funeral