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Old 12-15-2005, 04:23 PM   #1
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now i'm pissed

these friggan oil companies (not all of them ) act like they are selling you a truck load of friggan diamonds or gold krugerands and as soon as you get delivery your gonna load em up and head down to rio de janero and retire..... S.O.B.'s ....C.B.D. cash -before -delivery....
hey sit on this and rotate....you ain't the only game in town....
a different company i called: (2 weeks ago) gladly picked up my check off the door and the delivery was here within an Hour... the only difference being that they dont have service PLANS for the oil burner should it crap out for no reason..so now i'm back to square one with my credit score now less by 12 points due to their inquiry.

I haven't bounced a check for more than 10 years and that was only because some scum bag at a gas station took the reciept out of the gas pump (which i hurriedly left behind oops which stupidly had our full account number on it....and then went over to the nearest phone booth and used our bank account number to call a 999 number for phone sex and charged up 360 dollars in and hour and a half.....which toppled our bank account and all the good checks written like a stack of standing DOMINO'S.
our aniversary is on December 2nd which is when this happened way back when.. which made us have to cancel the bank account
and ruined christmas that year as well because we had no credit cards to make purchases. grrrrrrr good thing the cops don't tell ya the names of those slime balls...because i'd stake that sucker over a hill of fire ants with honey poured down his pants....
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Old 12-15-2005, 04:29 PM   #2
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Did you say phone sex?

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Old 12-15-2005, 06:58 PM   #3
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I like honey poured down my pants....really slow!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:09 PM   #4
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Ummm BF..Whose honey???

I'm going where I'm going...
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:20 PM   #5
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None of your bee's wax!

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Old 12-16-2005, 06:50 AM   #6
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:53 AM   #7
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Honey, don't stop

Honey that feels good!

Honey where did you learn to do that?

Honey where are you going?

At what temp BF?

HURRY, HONEY IS GOING TO THE STORE!

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Old 12-16-2005, 11:58 AM   #8
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RAVEN

RAVEN,
THREE THINGS, I JUST READ THE POST ABOUT THE BEE STING GUY YOU AND YOUR BUD HELP SAVE. KUDOS, VERY NICE OF YOU TO HAVE GIVEN IT YOUR ALL LIKE THAT.

SECOND....DID YOU SEE THE STORY ABOUT THE DOPE WHO POURED 75 GALLONS OF GOOD OLE # 6 HEATING FUEL INTO AN UNUSED FILL PIPE AT THE WRONG ADDRESS IN BOSTON AREA. CLEAN HARBORS IS STILL THERE ON THE CLEANUP.

THIRDLY...EVERYONE FEELS YOUR PAIN LITERALLY ABOUT THIS ^$#^&*((*&$^%&(*^)*(&^$$ BUSINESS WITH HIGH FUEL PRICES.

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Old 12-17-2005, 06:27 AM   #9
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i have been grumpy as hell

perhaps with my blood pressure under control i wont have such a short fuse....but....

it's kinda funny .....life is sometimes...

eventually you reach this point of viewing it from a totally different perspective.... where you see all the idiocy ,unfareness, lobsided scale of balance.... and see the hysterical side of it all and just begin laughing like you just inhaled nitrous oxide for an hour....
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:44 AM   #10
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and swimmer....

you'll appreciate this little story....

i was in springfield one day attending a one time event and had very little knowledge of the city.... i was 18 at the time....

i'm driving and came to a light ...waiting behind this car....two people in it that i could see...the light turns green....and they just sit there...with the driver reaching over to the passenger numerous times...i wasnt quite sure what was happening ok... i start to get annoyed and beep
finally getting out and walking up to the side of the car (prolly not the best idea) the light is now red. but i figured maybe i could help...

i look at this poor distraught woman....the LOOK in her eyes told me the whole story in a FLASH...and the passenger was sitting their with blood gushing out of him like he was yosemitees main attraction....and i suddenly realize she's lost her ability to drive....

i yell at her....ok i want you to drive on my bumper as close as you can...and go as fast as i drive.....i'll take you to the hospital ok... she nods compliance as i had given her a direct order...

now i didnt even know where the freakin hospital was...but i could see those blue "the hospitals this way".....signs...so i jump back in the car and get right in front of her and we take off....

at that moment i became sort of a emergency response team guy..
and with my horn BLARING like a siren i became the police car
escort and we drove like 80 mph in town to the emergency room entrance ...and she did just like i told her...glued to my bumper

i dont know if they saved the persons life....but i hope they made it in time.....
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:31 PM   #11
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Angry Santa pissed



WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A group of 40 people dressed in Santa Claus outfits, many of them drunk, went on a rampage through Auckland, New Zealand's largest city, robbing stores, assaulting security guards and urinating from highway overpasses, police said Sunday.
The rampage, dubbed "Santarchy," began early Saturday afternoon when the men, wearing ill-fitting Santa costumes, threw beer bottles and urinated on cars from an overpass, said Auckland Central Police spokesman Noreen Hegarty.
She said the men then rushed through a central city park, overturning garbage containers, throwing bottles at passing cars and spraying graffiti on office buildings.
One man climbed the mooring line of a cruise ship before being ordered down by the captain. Other Santas, objecting when the man was arrested, attacked security staff, who were later treated by paramedics, Hegarty said.
The remaining Santas entered another downtown convenience store and carried off beer and soft drinks.
"They came in, said 'Merry Christmas' and then helped themselves," store owner Changa Manakynda said.
Two security guards were treated for cuts after being struck by beer bottles, Hegarty said. Three people, including the man who climbed on the cruise ship, were arrested and charged with drunkenness and disorderly behavior.
Alex Dyer, a spokesman for the group, said Santarchy was a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas....

this was rather lame and tame...
but
what really has me mad this christmas....even more than calling a christmas tree a holiday tree....

was when i looked up........ in google images ......for santa pics
and just 12 pages in you start seeing pics of michael jackson
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Old 12-21-2005, 04:28 PM   #12
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Unhappy nope didnt see that?

2 quote: swimmer
THIRDLY...EVERYONE FEELS YOUR PAIN LITERALLY ABOUT THIS ^$#^&*((*&$^%&(*^)*(&^$$ BUSINESS WITH HIGH FUEL PRICES.

i just had to eat crow with my neighbors choice of oil burner service providers so that our oil furnace stands protected against a catistrophic break down....(fewer companies are providing this service it seems)......which only happens on the coldest day on record of course...but it's been a good lesson for me...because now when i build my own home, ..... i will not be installing an oil burner.
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