wind breaker madness

[Raven]

So there i am.....with the wifey
in the Shaw's super Market....
where we normally don't shop
because their prices absolutely SUCK
but they carried a few items we wanted.

we were just about to check out....
and suddenly i decide to utilize the
public blood pressure machine just
to double check,,,,ya know.
( my wife,bless her heart is always
bugging me to check it often)


around this corner comes walking a married
couple with the wife carrying their Baby.
The stench or gas leak coming from one
of them was so blatantly Nasty..... man oh MAN

and i'm sitting their trapped ...sorta.... in the freakin
machine trying to not breath or move til the
reading appeared. I should have aborted the test
because it was like a gas attack...so Rank my
eyes we watering ,my nostrils were collapsing
and i didnt know if i could survive it...

wasn't the Baby... thats a different flavor...
i suspect the husband cuz he diasappeared...
that bastid... what a foul & smelly S>O>B

it'll take time... a long time....i hope i live long enough
to forget that biological weapon episode..

[Smokey14]

How was you blood pressure?

[Raven]

way to friggan high....
so good thing i checked...
i went home and took medicine.

and thx for askin... )

[boot man]

Can't you just pay it forward and enjoy a good silent laugh while you walk back to your vehicle?

[Raven]

i haven't a clue what your talkin about.....bootman

[Swimmer]

And I thought this post was about a jacket.

[WoodyCT]

Last week while lined up to receive my uncle's casket so that it could be carried to the hurse one of the other pall bearers floated out 100cf of silent but deadly paint removing toxic waste. This stuff was industrial strength! Couldn't say anything. Couldn't run away. Just had to try to mouth breath.