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[ProfessorM]

Worked for me. I'm sitting here laughing and I ain't buzzed

[Tagger]

Best pooping scene ever... should have got an Oscar for this ..

[ProfessorM]

LOL. Man I have been there. on a cruise after stopping in Mexico for some drinks. Toilet won't flush

[Tagger]

I had an experiance on the Red Line ... coming back from Boston with the wife and kids, I get the rumbling .. I come to the realization I'm going to crap my pants on the train .. I turn to the wife as the doors opened at Andrew and said ,see you in Braintree, and ran out the doors .. I plead for the bathroom from lady selling tokens .. She points and gives me a fist full of keys..I go thru a door and I'm in another tunnel .. I'm sweating now trying this gigantic fist full of keys on these old rusty doors .. I'm squeaking and tooting as a door opens and behind it is a sparkling clean bathroom . I just made it and perfectly re-created the scene above .. true story .. happy ending .. nice lady ,, thank you ..