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03-31-2003, 12:07 PM
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WHAT'S UP GUYS?????
I ran outta toilet paper this morning.  |
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03-31-2003, 12:10 PM
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here fishy fishy
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STRANDED!!!!
were you a Man?????
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of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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03-31-2003, 12:14 PM
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Location: Andover, CT
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Re: WHAT'S UP GUYS?????
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I ran outta toilet paper this morning.
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Print off some of the old StriperSniperX posts and use that!  |
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03-31-2003, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Foxborough, Ma
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Does anyone know how you put the new roll on the holder?
And should it face the wall or face away from the wall?
And should the color match my bathroom decor, or should I go with white?
Oh, and should I get the extra extra soft kind, or just the extra soft kind, or maybe the not so soft type?
And if it says that is safe for septic systems, is that ALL septic systems, or just septic systems that have been upgraded since 1987?
And, And, And..........
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03-31-2003, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
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Prove your a man and wipe it with your hand!  |
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03-31-2003, 12:16 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Re: WHAT'S UP GUYS?????
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Originally posted by fishweewee
I ran outta toilet paper this morning.
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Rut Ro
If ya snows melted ya always got leaves...oak works the best  |
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03-31-2003, 12:22 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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don't ever use that soft,soft stuff, you'll only winde up with sticky fingers. |
BOAT fish do count.
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03-31-2003, 12:24 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
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And should it face the wall or face away from the wall?
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It should always face the wall. That way if you get a little overexuberant, when the roll is in freespool it will backlash and bind on the wall intead of running forever as it dumps it's spool on the floor - Remember TP is one instance when you WANT to BACKLASH! |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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03-31-2003, 12:25 PM
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Major tactical blunder. And no one around to re-supply the w.c.
Wanna shake my hand?  |
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03-31-2003, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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todays toilet etiquette has been brought to you by Jennifer Ann (Landers????)
always ALWAYS keep a back up of kleenex or something hidden for these tough times!!!!
...oh and the proper way to hang the roll is the "over the top" method" |
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03-31-2003, 12:29 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
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But is that over the top facing the wall? Or over the top facing away??  |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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03-31-2003, 12:33 PM
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Needlefish Nazi
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Sit there until it HARDENS and PEEL it off...  |
Over the Last Several Years HAB'S NEEDLEFISH Have Caught More "Confirmed" 30, 40, 50, and even 60 pound Striped Bass than any other Wooden Needlefish on the Market today. 2 Over 50lbs. and 1 Over 60lbs. in 2005 alone........... "HOOK UP WITH HAB'S" Your Best Bet For BIG BASS.....
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03-31-2003, 12:34 PM
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Fishing Chauffeur
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: raynham mass
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ok
under 18 your bounced for the day ALL OF YOU!!!!
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03-31-2003, 12:35 PM
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Location: Rhode Island
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Do yourself a favor...put off making meatballs until tommorow.
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03-31-2003, 12:38 PM
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Re: ok
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Originally posted by mrmacey
under 18 your bounced for the day ALL OF YOU!!!!
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Hey, it's NOT MY FAULT I don't know this stuff.....  |
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03-31-2003, 12:38 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Having been married twice, and have had other, uh, "arrangements" from time to time, my experience is men favor the loose flap facing the wall and women like it in front.
Personally, I just left it sitting on the toilet tank when I've lived alone |
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03-31-2003, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Dear John,
I hate to inform you that it needs to come off the roll facing AWAY from the wall. The paper comes off quick and easy....and if you get TOO MUCH...uh well...lets just say too much is better than not enough!!!!!!! I deeply regret that we dont see eye to eye on this matter and by the way...which way does your wife prefer???? |
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03-31-2003, 12:45 PM
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Location: Foxborough, Ma
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And why do they cut it into those little 4" x 4" squares, anyway....you know.....1000 Sheets per roll!!!!!.....Who uses just one of those little sheets?
Though I suppose if ya did, 1 roll would last ya, oh, half a year or so........
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03-31-2003, 12:48 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
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...lets just say too much is better than not enough!!!!!!! I deeply regret that we dont see eye to eye on this matter and by the way...which way does your wife prefer????
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My wife prefers that it is as far away from my son as possible. He has recently learned how funny it is to flush the toilet 47 times.
I have a 2 year old kid. All of the roll holders are missing (as are the towel racks) and just the pegs remain on the wall.
Because the roll holder is spring loaded, it provides hours of enjoyment being launched from the ground into the bin holding all of the Matchbox cars. This is generally where the holder is found. The Ball launching firetruck he has is not as much fun as the TP launcher (I mean holder).
The roll is usually located as far back on the counter for the bathroom sink as he cannot reach that even climbing on his kiddie stool. Otherwise, the TP will be found trailing from the bathroom to his Matchbox Bin - but it will be near the roll holder |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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03-31-2003, 12:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Foxborough, Ma
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John.......
Can I come play, too? 
Oh, man, must be the snow......"Out like a Lamb", my butt.......
Where's the fish, before we all REALLY lose it............
Last edited by STEVE IN MASS; 03-31-2003 at 12:52 PM..
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03-31-2003, 12:55 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
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napkin despensers work well, never any over runs or back lashes, just pull a few out as needed, an if you get to many stickum in your pocket fa later to blow ya nose on. now black is the standed color they come in, [from your local coffee shop] but they do paint up well to match your turlet.
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BOAT fish do count.
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03-31-2003, 12:59 PM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Running out of TP, thats when the undies make the ultimate sacrifice.
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03-31-2003, 01:03 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
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OK - Thread HijAck! Off to the Scuppers before Bloo uses this for some artistic license... |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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03-31-2003, 01:05 PM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
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Best to just leave the paper ion a pile on the floor next to the commode where the kids unroll it. John, only two more years till you can hang them up again....
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03-31-2003, 01:25 PM
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zoom
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
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WOW..... you guys/gals need to get fishing !!!! |
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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03-31-2003, 01:26 PM
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Location: Andover, CT
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Gee... I hope this falls in the 18 and older cat! 
Ok... Since we are on the subject (sort of)... Here's one for any structural engineers out there... (Cause' it's beyond me!)
Look... I'm only 5'7" but I'm pushin' 230. Translated... I'm a Lard Azz!
Now, I just went to the crappa' (I know. I know. Hang in there though...) and all of a sudden there was a flush on the other side of the wall (From the ladies' room) and then the bowl dropped like 2". I mean, I felt like I was in an elevator that was free fallin'! I was lookin' for the emergency eject handle! 
Then, after I picked myslef up from the basement floor, I got to thinkin' ... How much did that "delicate flower" on the other side of the wall weigh to keep the bowl, and my fat azz, suspended 2" until she got up??? 
Anyone??? |
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03-31-2003, 01:28 PM
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Fishing Chauffeur
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: raynham mass
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wow
van your a funny guy!! you must look on here and say to yourself! well i can only imagine<  |
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03-31-2003, 01:30 PM
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Seal Control
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Caver, Ma.
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I like the paper to come from the bottom.
A friend of mine told me of story of someone we no. It goes like this:
Hey Don can I use the bathroom? Sure you can, But what are you going to do? Go to the bathroom, what the F$#@ you think?
Well are you going to do #1 or # 2?? What does it matter? well if you are going to do #1 use the paper on the right. I f you going to do #2 then use the paper on the Left.
What the hell do you mean Don? Well the paper on the rt is cheap stuff and the paper on the left is good paper. I don't want to waste the good paper for #1.
I don't use paper for #1 I just shake the dew off. Don: O no that makes a mess all over the walls.
NEVER MIND I WILL USE THE WOODS IT IS EASIER!!
This is a ture story
Macojoe
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03-31-2003, 01:31 PM
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zoom
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I really get a kick out of these threads.
Im not even gonna try to answear MtnBrz though !!!!!
But man am I laughin !!! |
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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03-31-2003, 01:32 PM
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Still A Plugger
Join Date: Jan 2002
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GOT PLUNGER? |
Dennis
Retired
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