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Old 07-26-2012, 06:48 AM   #1
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gotta hit it twice!
when ya go to unlock the wife's volvo
and then see some left over dirt from garden shopping
on the rear floor mat .... you have to hit it twice (unlock button)

well, the half of me that was awake - only hit his half

a coat hanger wedges and shims helped get that freakin alarm
to shut off.... finally ... @ 5:45 am ooooooiiiiii

the outrageous price for the second electronic key "to be made"
suddenly ain't so outrageous anymore!
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:55 AM   #2
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Damn....thought it was going to be another Salma Hayek thread
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:03 AM   #3
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I just made the mistake of reading that post twice and I have no idea what it's about. The only thing I took out of it is that for some reason you're going shopping for gardens and then setting off a car alarm at an ungodly hour. Your neighbors must really like that.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:21 AM   #4
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:27 AM   #5
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I just made the mistake of reading that post twice and I have no idea what it's about. The only thing I took out of it is that for some reason you're going shopping for gardens and then setting off a car alarm at an ungodly hour. Your neighbors must really like that.
Same here.
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:44 AM   #6
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This is Mars Landing giving clearance for landing Raven....come in Raven...over!
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:13 PM   #7
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lol... excuse me Miss, I speak Raven...hit unlock once and it only unlocks drivers door... try to open the other 3 doors (for example to dump the previously unnoticed dirt off the back seat floor mat) and the alarm goes off...

Just returning the favor for those of you that translate Clammerese...
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:40 PM   #8
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Old 07-26-2012, 01:01 PM   #9
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This is Mars Landing giving clearance for landing Raven....come in Raven...over!
"This is Major Raven .... to Bigfish ground control:

"I'm stepping thru the DOOR...oor or OR
and I'm floating in a most pe-cul-iar wayyyyy ey ay
and the Stars .........look ...........different.......... today....

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ok, in Laymans terms ....

i was reversing the direction of the wifes car
so she could save a minute or two leaving early see...
and she had to complete some test at work....

all i had to do was roll down the FREAKIN WINDOW!!!
but nooooooo

and the words of the dealer dude saying:
"you cannot lock your keys in the car" was kinda bouncin around in my head-..........doh
(yeah. that's if their IN the dammed IGNITION)

so - you have to hit the unlock button two times for the rear doors
to unlock... i hit it once and closed the door like a BOZO
locking the keys in there sittin on the dash....

my wife tells me nearly every day not to lock my keys in the car...

i practically have to have them tethered to a cannon ball....
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Damn....thought it was going to be another Salma Hayek thread




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Old 07-26-2012, 01:23 PM   #11
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And how do you work the retrieve on that style plug?
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:09 PM   #12
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:22 PM   #13
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well played, Raven. nicely done
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