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09-02-2003, 08:30 AM
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My brother is bald
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Riddle of the day
A man walks rides into town on Friday. Two days later he rides out of town on Friday. How was this possible.
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09-02-2003, 08:33 AM
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his ass's name was friday
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09-02-2003, 09:55 AM
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My brother is bald
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OK then, riddle me this goose man. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and sticks it in the mans face. The man then replies thankyou, I don't need the water any more and leaves. Why didn't he want the water any more?
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09-02-2003, 10:00 AM
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I'm guessing because he had a gun in his face, but thats just me.
Maybe because he peed his pants, and realized that he'd had quite enough water in him already....
Maybe the water had FEB.....
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09-02-2003, 10:10 AM
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His pants were on fire (before he lost bladder control)
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09-02-2003, 10:14 AM
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My brother is bald
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Wrong, wrong, and wrong. OK keep guessing.
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09-02-2003, 10:25 AM
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Sweetieface your reply actually helped me to solve, I think, this riddle. The key was "peed his pants", in other words scared the man. By scaring him it cured his hiccups which he was going to try and get rid of by drinking the water.
I have a 13 year old who comes home from school all the time with these stumpers.
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09-02-2003, 10:34 AM
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Wow. Here I was thinking he might have poor bladder control...
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09-02-2003, 10:43 AM
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Fishing Chauffeur
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whats the difference
between an armyman and a baby!
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09-02-2003, 10:53 AM
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Ther bartender pulled out a water gun and busted a cap in his mouth   |
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09-02-2003, 11:07 AM
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Re: whats the difference
Quote:
Originally posted by mrmacey
between an armyman and a baby!
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09-02-2003, 11:10 AM
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Fishing Chauffeur
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an army man loads his rifle A baby loads its diaper lol! I guess you have to have a new baby to run into thse riddles!!  |
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09-02-2003, 11:10 AM
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My brother is bald
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Jimbo gots it yo. Word to mama. Tomorrow I'll really stump ya. Is "ry" the answer to Mr. Maceys question? I don't think I get it. Will someone explain.
Last edited by Rappin Mikey; 09-02-2003 at 11:13 AM..
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09-02-2003, 11:23 AM
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Mike.....
Infant vs. Infantry......... |
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09-02-2003, 11:29 AM
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Here's some my daughter just told me. I figure if I can keep you all busy for a while I can get some work done. Be back later with answers.
1)A forest ranger finds 56 people dead in a cabin in the middle of a dense forest. How did they die?
2)What comes next in the sequence OTTFFSSE?
3)What ten letter word starts with "gasoline"?
4)This one's a stretch, but I'll throw it out there anyway. Name a five letter word in the English language out of the letters from H to O.
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09-02-2003, 11:33 AM
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2). "N"
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09-02-2003, 11:35 AM
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3). Automobile
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09-02-2003, 12:09 PM
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Go Steeeeeeve, Go Steeeeeeeeeve! (2 for 2)
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09-02-2003, 01:01 PM
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My brother is bald
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1) They were in the cabin of a plane that crashed.
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09-02-2003, 01:02 PM
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My brother is bald
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4) water
Still can't figure out the sequence one. Steveo help me out.
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09-02-2003, 01:11 PM
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And Rappin Mikey goes two fer two as well.
On the OTTFFSSE one ... one, two, three......
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09-02-2003, 01:14 PM
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Jimbo....you're right, #4 WAS pushing it.....but still a good one.
Mikey, as Jimbo said.....nine.......
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09-02-2003, 01:26 PM
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My brother is bald
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OHHHHH, dahhh
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09-02-2003, 01:31 PM
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New (used) boat!!!!
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3) lawnmowers!  |
***** I WOULD STILL RATHER GO HUNTING W/ #^&#^&#^&#^& CHENEY  THAN GO FOR A DRIVE W/ TED KENNEDY  ******
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09-02-2003, 01:34 PM
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New (used) boat!!!!
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OOPS! A little late, didn't see page (2). DUHHH |
***** I WOULD STILL RATHER GO HUNTING W/ #^&#^&#^&#^& CHENEY THAN GO FOR A DRIVE W/ TED KENNEDY ******
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09-02-2003, 05:38 PM
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I need spring!
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1) They drank the Kool-Aid?
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09-02-2003, 10:57 PM
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You guys have a lot of spare time on your hands...
My day consists of wake up, work, come home, shower, check striper board, sleep.
Repeat as necessary.
Then fish for the weekend, losing the two most valuable days of rest that I have.
Anyhow,
Rick
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09-03-2003, 09:04 AM
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My brother is bald
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Here is a few easy ones for ya.
1) Where does Friday come before Monday?
2) What has five fingers but no skin or bones?
3) 4 men fell overboard but only 2 got their hair wet. why?
4) add five more lines to these six to make nine I I I I I I
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09-03-2003, 09:17 AM
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Here's some useless knowledge Trivia:
Who know the signifigance of the lyrics 'Mr. Mojo Risin' The Doors song LA Woman?
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09-03-2003, 09:43 AM
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My brother is bald
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Re-arrange the letters to get Jim Morrison.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds means LSD
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