What john Kerry had to say today

[Jimbo]

But wait, there's still a chance for to vote in a candidate other than Dubya or Kerry for the presidency. These guys come as a pair, rarely sling anything heavier than 4 oz (not mud, generally wood rubber or metal), their only controversy over battle would be who won the last rock fight they had with each other, and if elected there will be no need for a barber on the White House Staff, although the savings from that salary will probably just about cover their liquor bill for the four year term. I give you your next President and Vice Presidential hopefuls...