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You’re single divorced or seperated and you’re NOT looking, not until after Christmas any how, need a date for new years.
You bought a dedicated fishing vehicle, with money that was intended for a wedding that never happened.
You move out of your ex’s place and take your tackle first, drive half way to where your’re going and remember you’ll need clothes for work.
You fish with 4 or 5 people because all your fishing buddies are married and cant make the commitment.
You’ve got plugs you NEEDED at home in bags in the same box they were shipped in.
Plugs are acceptable Christmas/wedding/easter/ presents
Any chicks that know you know what the following are: moon tide- slack- tidal flood- eels get hooked through the eye depending on the tidal flood/current is moving in..
You have pictures of your fish at work, no family or significant others or no pictures at all
You try to get your hands on a legends who has passed aways old fishing stuff
Calls at 2am are welcome
You don’t drink while you fish, its one or the other concentration is key.
You take a girl out for dinner because the tides arent right THAT night and she gets mad when you don’t call until the tides are bad again….
You welcome overcast days with a slight driven rain
You plan your vacations with a lunar calendar
Your boss buys you tackle
You’ve figured out a way to get your plug bag, extra plugs food red bulls, sleeping bad and cigs all to fit on the floor of the passenger side of a standard cab truck, its comfy..
You use a tuna reel on your schoolie rod cuz ya neva know
You use a meat stick because you’ve been totally owned by a fish before : (
Any new person you meet you ask if their grandparents fished and if they have any “old fishing junk”
You pump the old timers for information in a subtle manner, pastries are involved
Chicks that enjoy fishing are OUT, uh uh not acceptable
OT is a December January thing
You prefer sand bars to gin mills
You develop a good “network” with other fellow rocks, sand, surf addicts, all of which was started by a fellow rocks, sand, surf addict.
Boats only when you need a fix BAD or the captn is there more for bs’ing and slingin’ eels
Half a dozen tackle shops know you by your first and last name.
Finally this is true just called 5 mins ago- you don’t know the tackle shop hours cuz you call the owner and he meets you there even if they are closed so you can get your eels
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