Joke for today?

[Iwannakeeper]

Not where I thought it was going.

I expected it to involve "his" need to go fishing.

Haven't we all treated our significant other this way for fishing reasons. - I know it is your birthday, but it is the new moon?

-IWK

Originally posted by Eben
Hers:

Dear diary,

I think my husband wants to leave me. Today, when I got home from work, he was distant and uncommunicative. I asked what was wrong but he said nothing was the matter. I knew he was lying but I couldn't get anything out of him. We went to a lovely dinner and I couldn't get him to engage in meaningful conversation, all I got was simple answers and that distant look. On the drive home I could tell something was the matter but I didn't want to push the issue. After we got home I could tell he was still somewhere else, so I thought if I cozied up to him and we made love it would help, but it didn't seem to improve his dour disposition much. I'm sure he must be thinking of leaving me. I don't know what to do.


His:

Dear diary,

Patriots lost today, but at least I got layed.