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Originally Posted by Back Beach
C'mon George. Who are you to be recommending bait to anyone? I would have thrown a conrad knockoff myself.
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Now, now, my simple child, do not be troubled. Just as other clergy, we, the High Priests of Fishing Arts, must also prostrate our holiness amoungst the profane. Yes, catching the Devil's fish with the Devil's food is wrong, but rest assured I would gather no pleasure from such beastly pastimes. Rather, I would submit to it only to better understand those poor tormented souls who stand alone in the darkness fondling impaled serpents. How else can I help them and turn them from their deviance back to the Holy Path of St. Pinchney before they and their cellphones are doomed? Besides, I have it on Flap's good authority that fishing bait for sharks is far superior to bunging prepubescent altar boys which, frankly, seems to have become more trouble than it is worth for us holier than thou types. Now go away and step on a LEGO.
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