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Old 03-13-2009, 06:56 PM   #5
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Arrow quick story

this reminded me of

back when i was a kid with a paper route

i go to go down the hill to the neighbors house
to deliver their paper

and i notice my spoiled brat youngest brother parked
on his bycicle just waiting for the perfect moment to cruise over there

so i said todd.....could ya take this paper over there since your going over there anyways like i knew he was gonna do

he barks out this NO and a real snotty crappy attitude lifts up his feet
and goes coasting
over there with absolutely no effort because it's a hill....

ohhhh man did he just piss me off to NO END

i screamed ever damned swear word at him i could even think
of at the top of my lungs even creating new ones too...

man oh man was i MAD witha capital M

then my Mother who heard me shouting obscenities
yelled something at me

and without realizing who i was even talking to
i told her to shut the HELL UP

....oops i'll continue this in a few
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