Joke for today?

[Van]

A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a Union house/"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't"

"Well, if I pay you $100, what do the girls get?" he asked.

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings,the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His

search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel were the Madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a Union house."

The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what do the girls get?"

The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied.

"That's more like it!" the man said. He handed the Madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."