Woman goes to her doctor, and after having a complete exam, her docto tells her that she only has a couple weeks left due to a rare untreatable disease she has. She asks him "What can I do, What should i do???" He tells her to go out and marry an accountant right away!
She says "But doctor, you told me I only have 2 weeks! Will marrying an accountant make me live longer?"
Th doctor replies "No, but it will definitely SEEM much longer!"
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