Boat ramp idiot

[RickBomba]

A buddy of mine lives like two blocks from the Gloucester HS ramp. He used to bring his lawn chair and a cooler down to the ramp on Sundays to laugh at people.

What's really funny is that he eventually bought a boat and, as it turns out, the "ramp master" there really didn't like his comments over the years. Ramp man didn't feel empowered enough to say anything until my buddy actually started using the ramp for his boat and not for entertainment.

It's always fun docking his boat and hearing him get into it with the ramp sheriff. Pure comedy gold every time.

When he first got the boat, it was named "Bernie" in rainbow sparkle letters on the back. It was great to here agent orange of the ramp scream "Pleasure Boat Bernie" and here my buddy scream back at him, "I'm a man, and my name is Scott, you know that you jacka##."