Cause I Throw Like A Girl

[Sea Dangles]

A former classmate claims Trump throws the ball so hard that he used to bruise Ted Levine’s hand. I am sure you all are aware he has thrown the opening pitch in the past. Before a Sox Yankees game the Donald did just that. He was recently filmed playing catch on the White House lawn also. He might bounce one at this age but my guess is he would not embarrass himself aka Fauci. ( whom I like but anybody who saw that pitch realizes that it was the epitome of throwing like a girl.)

But don’t let the facts get in the way of your tds