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Originally Posted by wdmso
Requirements for the next Republicans presidential nominee
The candidate (and businesses) will not be allowed to have declared bankruptcy more than seven times.
The candidate (and businesses) can be involved in no more than 6000 lawsuits.
If elected, the candidate can make no more than 31000 false or misleading claims in 4 years·
The candidate will be allowed to have paid no federal income tax in no more than 9 of the 15 years preceded the 2024 election.
The candidate will have to make their tax records known prior to 50 years after their last day in office.
The candidate will not be allowed to have more than one paid affair with a Porn Star while married. And will not be allowed to illegally spend more than 200,000 dollars of campaign funds to keep the Porn Star/affair quiet.
The candidate can have no more than 26 women accuse him of sexual misconduct.
A current or prior spouse cannot have accused the candidate of rape more than once in a divorce case disposition
The candidate will not be allowed to have more than two campaign officials who work secretly for Pro Russian factions in the Ukraine,
The candidate will not be allowed more than once to illegally use funds from his own or any other charitable foundation. And the candidate will not be allowed to illegally use these funds to buy more than two self- portraits.
In any 6 week period
the candidate, if elected, will not be allowed to fire more than six Inspector Generals.
The candidate will not be allowed to raise more than 250 million dollars to an official election defense fund that does not exist .
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there is absolutely no way that you thought this up and wrote it on your own
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