I Got This Driveway, See......!

[BigFish]

And every friggin' time I want to back into it, even after I signal and the whole nine yards, the friggin' jerk (for wanting of a more accurate adjective) behind me, seems to have a problem with the fact that I want to back into my driveway off the main street and in order to do that I have to kind of approach my driveway with my directional on, and kind of turn out to cut my truck into the driveway! There really is no other way to do it! So everytime I back in, someone honks their horn or something! So today, I go to back into my driveway and there is nobody behind me as I begin the process, then all of a sudden, this still carrying her baby fat broad in a new Volkswagon bug, with her cell phone cemented to her friggin' head, comes roaring up behind me honkin' her friggin' horn! So sitting in the middle of the road, I open my door and I start screaming at her "Do you have a friggin' problem with me backing into my friggin' driveway?????" and it goes on from there. I just don't understand why friggin' people are in such a friggin' hurry all the time???? They just suck!!!!! I need a few beers now!