Wee Wee @ The Movies: "Cold Mountain"

[fishweewee]

Was puzzled by this flick.

No doubt a well-made movie, I just wasn't really into it.

Pluses:

1) Nicole Kidman nekkid
2) Natalie Portman sorta half-nekkid
3) Renee Zellwegger is just priceless portraying a country bumpkin hick
4) Nice civil war re-enactments
5) Lots of shoot-em-ups

Minuses:

1) Too much kissy-huggy romance crap.
2) Lots of Brit/Aussie actors trying to fake a southern accent.

My take: a curious flick, sorta felt like a western.

Most of the women I surveyed felt the movie was too violent.

Most of the guys I surveyed said there was too much lovey dovey crap.

So, in the end, nobody is really happy.

-WW