Patty was drinking at a pub and decided to go home. He was driving along and all of a sudden he sees a tree in front of him so he swerved to the right to miss it.
He then sees another tree so he swerved to the left to miss that one. After swerving several times he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to the car and asked Patty if he had been drinking.
Patty answers - No, I was swerving to miss the trees in the middle of the road. The officer looks at Patty and said - That's your air freshener!!!
Happy St. Patty's Day!!
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