John R - defending my fish!!

Ha! Some vindication! John, can I get an opinion from you?

How do you scoffers like to eat your crow!

I'd like to thank Marc Z (who has no reason to stick up for me after dropping him in the drink) and Fisherwoman (who I've never exchanged an e-mail with) for their support!

This fish has changed my life, like a religious experience. I've had an ear-to-ear grin glued to my face since I saw that cow in the water. My girlfriend wants to know why I'm never that happy with her. She also wants to know why my condo is such a mess, but any doctor would be comfortable operating on the spotless deck of my boat.

Too many damn weddings this fall! I want another!