Dear Bassmaster,

[winchmaster]

Man remove those glasses, the shadows still know its you. So word on the internet has you bumming that you can't be left alone? That when I come back there that I should not fish with you as the fish paper paparazzi will follow us where ever we fish.
Dave when you get your mug in the mag it's like painting a sign on your back saying "Follow me, I know where the fish are.'"
Dave if your as good as you say you must mold into the sand, become one with the fish, grow a beard, wear shades at night, and do not bathe. You must move to the next level of fishing stardom, You have to learn the way of the stealth, the lie, and the ability to find fish in places nobody will fish.

You must learn to show the shadows a place with easy access and land fish in front of them and then melt into darkness and find fish at a more secluded spot. You must learn to park your truck at one spot and walk to the next one.
Also take the dam bumper sticker off the truck, make it look like a workmans truck, Throw some concrete in the back, make it look typical, better yet fish with someone else and let them drive. When your in someone elses truck leave yours at the beach with the longest hike, so the shadow followers will be tied up while you fish.
Go to P-town and look for the weekend fisher guy who has no idea, study him, what he wears, his mannerizim, his rental vehicle, his gear and get the outward apperance down. Then you will have turkey camoflage, Get rid of the van stall, all them fancy rods, get a back pack and look unprepared.
The other way is become a raving lunatic........................
Oh wait , never mind.
Instead of bragging bitch how bad of a skunk your on, no matter your fingers are all cut up and you smell like a wet gunny sack, lie your ass off. Fish places you rarely try, yes your numbers will go down but so will the followers. Or Dave become like me, go places other humans would never try, get the freedom of swimming to a spot or climbing down a 150 foot cliff. Believe me they won't follow, your basking in a foul light so bright right now it has taken the sexy feel of fishing from you.
Learn the way Dave or they will drive you crazy and you will shoot someones dog.