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View Poll Results: Well who gets punished the most ?
That grumpy old Phart Cape Sams 6 46.15%
Bruce does , He even gets whiped in His shop to work 7 53.85%
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:57 AM   #32
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Talking Hi Clam!!!

After retiring, Clammer went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.

"I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." ......So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When Clammer got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office.

Sheila then said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."


HI Mike!!!

...it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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