It happened last night

[Nebe]

True Story- happened last night

I was standing on the beach and saw boils everywhere... the largest were just at the end of the cast so I power cast a stubby needlefish out past the boils. As I retrieved the needle, there was a tremendous explosion and the needle sailed into the air... I reeled back with my arms, trying to set the hook, and I yell out at the top of my lungs " CHIIIIIIT, $#@#$@^@ dammit"


Then mrs eben jumps out of bed and says "WTF Eben!?!?!?!? what were you dreaming about????"

Hello, my name is Eben and I am a hopeless striper addict