Joke for today?

[vineyardblues]

BAPTIZING A DRUNK:

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps
into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell ofalcohol,
where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus? "

The drunk replies,"No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer. He again pulls him out ofthe water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk
in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"


(Are ya ready for this??????????????????)


The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"