Dumbest thing you've been asked when fishing?

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This has happened to all of us. The real stupid question as you are pulling your boat out of the water on the ramp.
Where did you catch the fish? Needs no reply. Just that stupid glare look at them will do it! You can answer, in the water, works also.
The real thought is, like I am going to tell you where I got it. Right!
My personal favorite is while putting away my boat in land storage for the night, taking our gear out, after fishing the second week of November. I guy that thought he knew wat was going on, walks up to us and says, you guys been ot fishing? I said yep! He says, dont you know that all the Stripers are all gone up here, by the second week of October! I said No Sh$$. I said, I feel like a fool. He said, I thought you would appreciat the heads up. I said, thanks. When he left, we had a great laugh. We pulled. two fortys out of the boat. I remember the night well. I lost the biggest fish of my life thet night.
Happy New year every body. The fish are just starting to get nudgy!