Joke for today?

[Backbeach Jake]

Sam Donaldson, I believe told this one to the then POTUS Ronals Regan before a press conference:

Mr. President, according to a recent study, 60% of all males sing in the shower and 40% masterbate..

Very interesting, Sam. Was the suspicious reply.

Sir, do you know what song that study says those men are singing?

No Sam , I don't.

I didn't think so , sir.