Should have 300 of your closest friends to keep you company. Good luck. Fleet is an understatement.
you might want to try the old popcorn trick. You bring a bunch of bags of popcorn to get the birds going. Should keep the others busy for a while.
Standing on the water, casting your bread
While the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing
Distant ships sailing into the mist
You were born with a snake in both of your fists while a hurricane was blowing