Grump or joke of the day thread???

[justplugit]

I go fishing yesterday and my wife says her credit card co. called and she couldn't understand what this girl was trying to tell her.

So this morning , i answer a phone call from this girl speaking some kind of heavy accent, unintelligible English, ,wants to talk to her,
murders her name,takes me 2 min to figure out who she wants, and i can't make out what she's saying.

So i say, "let me put my wife on ",and she says, "i talk to U, she not understand English."

Unbelievable.