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Old 01-17-2008, 09:49 AM   #1
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too funny

i have to say this because i have been calling all three school systems to get my home phone number taken off their school cancellations list
because i don't have any children...

and can only hope to inspire your children...
(i am a total into nature kind of guy....see)

anyways the phone rings out in the garage where i'm cutting wood
as its still 10 degree's outside..

and the lady says:
i'm calling to find out why your children are not in school today


and i let out this big belly laugh
and she was shocked at my response to her statement

then i explained that i have no children
and have been calling to be taken off the list.
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