I would be willing to give instructions on
 
         != hitting channel markers with the boat in the middle of the night  in very late fall ,when no one else is around//////////
          2=   How to average 3 ruined props a season
           3=   help other anglers lose fish in the safety  of darkness
            4=  roll on the floor and pee
             5= how to use bright green line /so when the fish continue to break it off //you can see the line going away///    
              6 = go schoolie fishing , and everyone is catching fish , on the first cast  catch  the only blue caught//////////Then have to jump in the water to get it {the Plug}  30 Degree temperature
                7 tie on leaders that the knots never hold =====so you keep losing fish & gear  //////////////
                 8  = drop your $300 surf rod off the boat[why was it on the boat] and get it back/////////////
                  9= buy a new boat  7 get it in the water in time to have the whole cove freeze ==so you can walk on water ,,around your boat/////////////
             10==      THe art of eating wings at Hooters & staring at the same time///////////
              11 == the art of  watching Slip as he tries to figure what plugs to DRAG with him ==up & down the shoreline   
              12  == learn how to keep the proper distance from Bloo when fishing his monster rig//////////
               13== And finally how to meet new people, learn new things , fish for fun , laugh , ENjoy , yet have friends around if you need them///////////
                  OOOOPs one more 14== be with Milo for what the @#$% //////////
                         another one ///
               15 GEt to fish with G/S and you,ll quickly learn ,thereis alot you don,t know about fishing//////////////    
                                                                            Later//////////////
                        
 
  
 