Mung for miles

[numbskull]

Suffering builds character. Anyone who fishes on sand with spinning tackle is severly lacking in character.......and moral terpitude to boot. Hence God invented mung and, when ye heretics ignored his message, he had to send seals and wives, too. Since you ignored that he made eels and oil scarce. Yet still you persist in your foolishness and ignorance. May your waders be cursed, your wind knots be common, and your car be towed. May mosquitoes follow you all the days of your life. Repent, sinner, and be saved. Amen.



PS. For the really hopeless cases God fills up their PM box so they miss out on salvation. Clear 'em chump.