Chuck - you're thinking of either the Curmudgeonopod or maybe the Cantankeropod
Gaaaaaahahahahaha....hahaha...hoo hoo hoo...
God, ya got me good....
You're right Cap, it's Crafty, not Crusty...damn, I'm still laughin'...
Okay, let me try to redeem myself - this is what gets Uncle Crafty rockin' - Lawd, Lawd, Lawd, hide the wimmens -
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.