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They will need 10 times what it raises in revenue to enforce it. I am sick of the bastards who want to regulate everything we do. I honestly have lost track of where they get the authority to charge a fee for every single thing we do.
Next time you go for a physical , breath very slowly while the doctor listens to your heart and lungs. I swear they are collecting data on individual resperation rates so that they can bill us for breathing.
But Saltheart , you breath the air at 7 breaths per minute , we have your medical records , you must pay a breathing tax of $1200 per year.
My GD phone bill is $9 for service but they add $11 in taxes. Imagine the taxes cost more than the service! I'm not even kidding about that one.
"National take a dump license". How will they enforce it? 10 cents per sheet of tp? No need to pay the license fee if you just remember , wipe with the left , eat with the right.
Dear saltheart , according to your stop and shop card you have purchased 7 boxes of Raisen Bran this quarter. Your toilet paper tax coupons indicate that either you have underpaid your taxes or you are now full of $%$%$%$%$. Please pay the enclosed tax bill , including penalties for underreporting of your "National take a dump tax" or let us know which political office you now hold which would explain your current full of $%$%$%$%$ status..
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