Even a monkey could win this award if he had a bucket of eels and a wetsuit....
Just how tall would this monkey have to be?
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"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.