Joke Of The Day

[BigFish]

Some Iraqi solders are engaged in battle in the desert against US forces. From behind one of the sand dunes the Iraqi soldiers hear a voice say, "One US soldier is worth ten Iraqi soldiers". So angry is the Iraqi commander that he orders ten of his best soldiers over the sand dune, so over the dune they go and after all the shooting and screaming ends, none come back. Then the Iraqi soldiers hear another voice saying, "One US soldier is better than a hundred Iraqi soldiers". Now even angrier,
the Iraqi commander orders a hundred of his best men over the sand dune, so over the dune they go and after all the shooting and screaming is over none come back. Then the Iraqi soldiers hear the voice again saying, "One US soldier is better than a thousand Iraqi soldiers". So now the Iraqi commander is so pissed
off that he orders a thousand of his Republican Guard over the sand dune. The shooting and screaming goes on for about an hour and then when it ends, one Iraqi soldier crawls back over the sand dune all shot up and bloody and says to his commander,
"Don't send anymore men, it's a trap, there is three of them".