Get a crate put it in the yard, then borrow one of those foo-foo designer dogs, you know the ones . The kind that yap all the time. Put it in the crate and leave it out there yappin away while you keep an eye from an open window...
Oh I know the dog you're talking about...gut I think my mother-in-laws cat will do just fine. He's like CUJO in a cat costume....
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